Total Medals Earned: 752 (From
132 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,110 Points
Complete the tutorial
Get 10 kills
Kill an enemy as a dinosaur in a Ranked game
Get the first kill in a Ranked game
Get 100 kills
Complete wave 5 in Survival mode
Capture the enemy flag in a Capture the Flag game
Place 1st in a Team Deathmach game
Get 500 kills
Prestige in Ranked mode
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Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
View the Extra Scene
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.
Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.
Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)
Kill 10 UFOs in a game.
Accidentally Launch a Rocket.
Kill 25 UFOs in a game.
Play the game 69 times.
Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.
Kill 50 UFOs in a game.
Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
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Unlock the Shadow Knight!
Unlock the Viking!
Unlock the Pirate!
Reach Level 60!
Kill 500 Enemies!
Unlock the Battle Mage!
Unlock the Squire!
Unlock the Samurai!
Unlock the Monk!
Unlock the Fencer!
Unlock the Tank!
Unlock the Assassin!
Unlock the Gladiator!
Unlock the Guerilla!
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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